You BET We Thought This Song Was About Us: "Peeno Noir" Debuts This Month!

RELAX, my darling Anastasians, and DO take a moment to still your palpitating hearts: a new Fifty Shades of Grey Red has NOT been released without your knowledge!

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Instead, Popsugar reports that Tituss Burgess (who plays aspiring Broadway star Titus Andromedon on Netflix’s Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) is releasing his own wine, Pinot by Tituss, on March 14th.

Kimmy Schmidt  fans will fondly remember Tituss’ self-filmed Peeno Noir music video, and Popsugar muses: “We have to say. . . we have yet to see how this red fares against the Fifty Shades of Grey wine.”

Challenge accepted, Popsugar! We know there’s room for more than one outstanding DVD Diva Red on the shelves this Spring!

Try a glass of Fifty Shades of Grey Red Satin Wine today!

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